I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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