? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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