I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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