He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
