Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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