You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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