How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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