White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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I believe in your delicious
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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