Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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