THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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