he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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