Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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