What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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