I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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