You surviving the open bar?
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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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