I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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