Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i was born a porn star she said
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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