...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
did you just send me my own nude
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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