In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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