Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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