I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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