I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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