Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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