my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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