You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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