guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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