I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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