Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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