And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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