hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I need a burrito and a hug.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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