Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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