how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we're so committed to being not committed
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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