Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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