If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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