guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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