He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
