WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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