it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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