Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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