oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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