We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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