is your mom at the bar?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
420 ftw
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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