i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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