I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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