I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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