curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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