Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
