I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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