so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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