Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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