i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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