in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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