Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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