Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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