Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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