Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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